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JASON WHITLOCK & BOTTLED BLONDE-WILL THE MADNESS EVER END?

This just in: Jason Whitlock has signed on to be the national spokesman for the restaurant chain, Bottled Blonde. Though the national spokesman, his primary duties will be in promoting the establishment’s, based out of Scottsdale, Arizona, dress code: “Bottled Blonde will maintain a classy atmosphere and reserves the right to refuse anyone,” the notice […]

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TIGER TIGER WOODS Y’ALL

There is nothing sadder than a bourgeoise self-proclaimed Cablinasian (a syllabic abbreviation he coined from Caucasian, Black, American Indian and Asian), coming to the realization that when the going gets tough, he really is just Black after all to everyone else… perhaps it’s time he embraced the memo. Sure Tiger Woods is still very rich […]