Just because no one asked. Here is another Public Service Announcement for your viewing pleasure. A preliminary list of things to Never Trust:
-A criminal defense attorney whose favorite song is Rhianna’s “*itch Better Have My Money.”
-People who don’t like dogs.
-People who start any sentence with “I don’t mean any disrespect…”
-Personal trainers in worse shape than you.
-Words that come out of politicians mouths
-Men or women that “jokingly” tell you they are crazy…
-Men who brag about…their money…sexual prowess… loyalty.
-Sushi in the grocery store that is on sale.
-A church leader with a mansion and a fleet of luxury cars.
-An accountant who goes on vacation the week prior to the filing due date.
-A used car salesmen whose first name starts with “Honest”.
-Women who want to start a conversation with “we need to talk…”
-One armed Safari tour guides.
-Driving instructors with glasses as thick as Mr. Magoo
-The mirrors in department store fitting rooms
-Lunch buffets past 3pm
-People’s ability to be honest about their real weight when entering a crowded elevator.
-Lemonade made in China or Flint, Michigan
-My mother when she says she won’t say something insulting or embarrassing at a large family gathering
-Puff saying he won’t dance in your video if you sign to Bad Boy
-Spicy Indian food out, if you have a fear of public restrooms
-Women who say, “It’s been six months…”
-Men in general
-In my ability to not offend someone every other day
-A quiet kid out of your line of vision
-A super skinny chef
-A Lasik surgeon that wears glasses
-A big butt and a smile
