LOYALTY

By Richard Ray:   Ever notice that the people that are always talking about loyalty or proclaiming themselves as the most loyal are usually in fact the opposite? There is no actual objective standard to define loyalty, yet the subjectivity involved should not dictate a shifting standard to suit your needs or narrative. Rant number […]

HARVARD REVOKES THE ADMISSIONS OFFER TO 10 STUDENTS DUE TO INSENSITIVE INTERNET MEMES

Harvard is offering a new course: free of charge to all prospective students: Accountability #when life gets real. As reported by the university’s student newspaper, The Harvard Crimson, at least 10 newly admitted students had their admissions revoked in April. The individuals, who were initially part of a newly admitted Harvard student Facebook group, broke […]

JASON WHITLOCK & BOTTLED BLONDE-WILL THE MADNESS EVER END?

This just in: Jason Whitlock has signed on to be the national spokesman for the restaurant chain, Bottled Blonde. Though the national spokesman, his primary duties will be in promoting the establishment’s, based out of Scottsdale, Arizona, dress code: “Bottled Blonde will maintain a classy atmosphere and reserves the right to refuse anyone,” the notice […]

TIGER TIGER WOODS Y’ALL

There is nothing sadder than a bourgeoise self-proclaimed Cablinasian (a syllabic abbreviation he coined from Caucasian, Black, American Indian and Asian), coming to the realization that when the going gets tough, he really is just Black after all to everyone else… perhaps it’s time he embraced the memo. Sure Tiger Woods is still very rich […]